Drama

Sometimes you have to laugh!

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Dear readers, a friend shared this with me and now I am sharing  this wonderful Inauguration day recipe with you.

A Recipe

By Jena Friedman

With the Inauguration almost upon us, I though I’d share an old family recipe, of Italian origin, passed down to my grandmother from her aunt in Germany. The ingredients have been tweaked to appeal to American tastes.

Warning: This dish contains nuts.

INGREDIENTS:

  • 1/4 Of all eligible voters ( or less, depending on how many voters you can suppress)
  • 1 charismatic leader with a widely successful book, TV show , or film ( and weird facial or head hair)
  • 1 gaggle of Russian hackers
  • 1 well-times WikiLeak
  • 1 rogue F.B.I. director ( or other high-level government official)
  • A dollop of racism
  • A spritz of anit-Semitism
  • A sprinkle of idiocy ( for low-fat version, substitute applesauce for idiocy)
  • The media

PREPARATION:

  1. preheat the planet to record temperatures to accelerate climate changes, and trigger a global refugee crisis. Put the refugee crisis aside and let it rise. Tt will come into play later.
  2. Next, you’ll need a melting pot, or the illusion of one. Mix a colorful figure ( preferably orange) into a liberal but fractured democracy , where the left has been weakened by infighting and the right has been reduced by impotent leadership.

note: The figure may curdle the dish, unless he appears at first to be a joke, a clown, or a total idiot. Add the media here to help emulsify.

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What Say You?:

Random Thoughts

Making the List

Dear Santa,

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I want a bestfriend I can sleep with, make love to, travel with, shop with, dream with, and live with. I want a life partner, someone that I can laugh with and build with. Somebody that I can trust with my heart, my money, and my life. Somebody I’m not afraid to lose because I know they’ll Always be there.  A relationship with love and loyalty, I’ll take that.

Thank you Santa.

What Say You?

Random Thoughts

Believe in Yourself

Encouraging words going into 2016

Believe in Yourself

Believe in all you want to be. Don’t let what other people say or do make you frown. Laugh as much as possible. Let in the good times and get through the bad. Be happy with who and where you are. You are in the right place, and your heart is leading you on the way to a GREAT tomorrow. When circumstances seem difficult,  pull through them. This will make your stronger than you think. The longer you practice the habit of working towards your dreams, the easier the journey will become.

YOU WERE MEANT FOR GREAT THINGS.

Learn as much as possible. Always follow your dreams~Ashley Rice